Ilana Bloch at California Dreamin’: LA to HI at the Nu-uanu Gallery at Mark’s Garage, in Honolulu. Photo by San Suzie.

• Where the hell is Lou Dobbs? Oscars outsourcing awards to ferners, who do the job better for cheaper.
• In related news: this is the song I’d like to have played at my funeral.
• Totally awesome video of the Cloud sculpture at Heathrow.
• OMG, it’s 1921 all over again: British Museum and British army want to help Iraq restore their culture. More here.
• Cha-ching: The Tate buys sculptures by Jake and Dinos Chapman from Charles Saatchi.
• Think like the animals.
• The Daily Racing Form: The Art Newspaper has some handy charts that rank museum attendance. The Louvre, Centre Pompidou and Tate Modern take the first three slots respectively. (The Americans come in at #5, with the Met and NYC’s MoMA settles in at #15. LACMA, you’ve got a long way to go, baby.)
• Curate yourself into a New Museum exhibit. Just don’t dare take a picture. (Via Razor Apple.)
• Art Fag City, reporting live from ADAA.
• Sculptures by Christopher Conte. (Via ackackack.)
• The Atlantic on The Birth of Cool. (Via Modern Kicks.)
• Bananas don’t have sex.
• Dear Orange County Register: Please cover art.
• I heart trailer trash.
• Inside the Dark Lord Foster’s design for the Beijing airport.
• The Day in Government Effectiveness: Commission on Chicago Landmarks not very good at protecting landmarks.
• Jean Maneval’s plastic bubble house from 1968.
• Well That Explains Everything: Was Adolf Hitler into Disney? (Thanks, RMH.)
• Photo of a glow worm cave.
• Color-blind artist paints by hearing.
• Starbucks, Computer Lab.
• Weird toys at WonderCon.
• Your moment of fucking Matt Damon. Don’t miss the response.