“You can’t fuck someone in the ass with a dildo, according to the current edition of the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary, the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, the American Heritage Dictionary, and Webster’s New World Dictionary.” (Thanks for the tip on this highly edifying read, Big Papi G.)
In sort of related news: the Miami Art Museum is charging people $15/head to hear Pierre de Meuron talk about the museum’s grandiloquent new home. (Maybe this is how they’re raising their share of the millions necessary to build the sucker?)
Bonus: Just in time for the Basel-Frazzle, my guide to Miami on Time.com – complete with Elian Gonzalez house, gas station dining and butt facials!!!