…you can find my New York Datebook over at WNYC’s Gallerina.
It’s also means that it’s time for The Incredibly Brief #workoFart Recap: Studiously-disheveled hipster artist Ryan is out. Hippie-chick Peregrine won with a cracked out My Little Pony-style unicorn. (The chalk cigarettes were a clever touch.) We learned that Jaclyn had a solitary childhood and that she climbed trees. Lots of people think Miles is a douche. Simon de Pury needs to lay off the caffeine. El Saltzino was apparently surprised to hear that there’s a children’s museum in Manhattan.
Know what this show needs? A Jeff Spicoli and a Mr. Hand. Until next week…
Photo by an untrained eye.