How to create your own Marina Abramovic centerpieces for only $12.

STEP ONE: Acquire Angry Bird piñata.

STEP TWO: Rest on top of performer. As the performer breathes, the Angry Bird is gently raised and lowered — a meditation on awareness and mortality.

IF DESIRED, CONTINUE TO STEP THREE: Place Angry Bird head on a Lazy Susan. Inspire grotesque discomfort in your dinner guests by forcing them to confront the probing stare of another as they sip cocktails and dine on tuna tartar.


  1. Yvonne Connasse

    Incroyable! To me, this speaks tomes on how our collective unconscious is bursting at the seems with a deeply rooted desire to destroy the greedy machinations of corporate greed, the “pigs” if you will. Also, who doesn’t love a piñata?