The West Bank Wall. Photo by view-askew.
I have no idea if this is real, but if it is, I’m all for it. While trolling Ekosystem, I came across Sendamessage.nl, a website where you can purportedly pay some Palestinian guy €30 to go spray paint a message of your choosing on the West Bank Wall. He then e-mails you a picture so you can show it to your friends.
What message would I want spray-painted on the wall? It’s hard to say. Do I go political? (”Tear down this wall.”) Or do I debase it with something outrageously stupid. (”For a good time, call Laura Bush.”) After some debate, my friends and I concluded that the Wall would be an ideal location for some of our favorite corporate messages:
- Ben: “Coors Light. The World’s Most Refreshing Beer.”
- Rosa: “Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.”
- Celso: “Just for the taste of it: diet Celso.”
- Todd: “With Cialis, you can have the option of being ready fast. As with any erectile dysfunction tablet, in the rare event of priapism (an erection lasting more than four hours), seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.)”
- C-Monster: “What can brown do for you?”
Posted by C-Monster, with editorial assistance by BB.

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