Attention, Yuppie Parents: Feed this to your kids and they’ll be geniuses.

Baby Einsteins

Little Einsteins! Chock full of vitamins and…

SUGAR!!! And corn syrup. And corn starch. And Red #40, Yellow#6, and BHT to preserve freshness.

Sugar

With this kind of nourishment, Junior will be able to solve the Riemann hypothesis in no time.

Posted by C-Monster.

1 Response to “Attention, Yuppie Parents: Feed this to your kids and they’ll be geniuses.”


  1. 1 TT

    Mmm, I love the smell of mixed tocopherols in the morning

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