Monthly Archive for January, 2008

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My favorite entry from the New Yorker’s Eustace Tilley drawing contest.

Baby Tilley
Baby Tilley. Courtesy of batvega_jl.

See the other entries here. (Via Kottke.)

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Nature break.

Hummingbird
Hummingbird. Monteverde, Costa Rica. Photo by C-M.

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Photos: Outsider Art Fair, NYC.

A.C.M.
Detail of a work by A.C.M. at the Outsider Art Fair, in NYC. See the NYT story here.

Click on images to see ‘em large. Money shots after the jump.

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Calendar. 01.25.08.

Raymond Lowey
Industrial designer Raymond Loewy on the S1 steam locomotive. Image courtesy of Wikimedia.

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How to preserve a chocolate Santa butt-plug.

Objects in Transition
At the Object in Transition panel at the Getty Center in L.A.: Paul McCarthy (far left) discusses the sheep plug that hangs over his head like a dagger. “The dark stuff is hair,” he said. We hope he means wool. (Photo by San Suzie.)

A who’s who of contemporary art conservation gathered at the Getty Center last night to hear Rachel Harrison, Doris Salcedo, Paul McCarthy (the man who brought the world the chocolate Santa butt-plug), curator Elizabeth Sussman (of Gordon Matta-Clark, You Are the Measure fame) and conservator Christian Scheidemann talk about conservation and contemporary art. Harrison discussed the problem of removing cobwebs from chicken beaks and replacing cans of exploded grape soda. McCarthy pondered the aging of ketchup. In between, Salcedo bummed everyone out with a long discourse on the meaning of the concentration camp in modern society as expressed by her installation Neither. Scheidemann, who has worked extensively with all of the panelists (as well as Robert Gober, Matthew Barney, and the late Jason Rhoades), repeatedly exclaimed, “The artist is always right!” But if the artist makes a piece out of some unstable, melt-able compound that freaks out at the slightest variation in temperature, how “right” are they?

Find out how to preserve your chocolate butt-plug after the jump.

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The Digest. 01.25.08.

Damien Hirst
Damien Hirst at Lever House in NYC: So totally X-Files. Get Looking Around’s incisive take here. (Click on the image to see it large.) Photo by CM.

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Calendar 01.24.08.

Chris Anthony
Chris Anthony
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  • In L.A.: Chris Anthony at the Corey Helford Gallery in Culver City, opening Saturday.
  • In London: Bäst at the Leonard Street Gallery, opening today.
  • In London: From Russia: French and Russian Master Paintings at the Royal Academy, opening this weekend (barring any international diplomatic incidents).
  • In Tarpon Springs: The Highwaymen at the Leepa-Ratner Museum of Art at St. Petersburg College, opening Saturday.
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The Digest. 01.24.08.

Fridge Henge
Fridge Henge at sunset, New Mexico, 2006. Photo by longrista.

If things were lookin’ a little funny this morning, it’s because C-Monster.net was experiencing a fairly spectacular technical burp that was induced by all kinds of stuff related to permissions and content folders and other stuff I barely understand. Thankfully, my new BFF, Wade, over at Yahoo tech support, has helped me get everything up and running. Also: Special thanks to my buddy Abe Lincoln Jr. who pitched in by figuring out what the heck the problem was to begin with… Thanks for your patience…C.

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Get out. A hedge fund manager needs your apartment.

475 Kent
Wanted: Cheap artist’s loft building that can be quickly taken over for the purpose of rapid gentrification. Willing to concoct some ridiculous story about zoning in order to get rid of current, below-market-rate tenants on the coldest day of the year.
Motivated buyer. (Photo courtesy of BruceLaBounty802, who is currently couch-surfing his way through New York City. See more of his “evacuation” photos on his Flickr.)

This past Monday, a number of friends, along with several hundred other residents, were “evacuated” from 475 Kent in Brooklyn, because of alleged fire hazards (a matzo factory in the basement) and because the landlord had been renting out the commercial spaces as residential units. It all seems pretty damn bogus. People have been living at 475 Kent for years. I’ve personally been going to visit friends there for more than a decade. Why do I get the feeling that this building will eventually be converted into luxury condos? And why do I get the feeling that all of us, who live paycheck to humble paycheck, will eventually be commuting to New York City from somewhere in Philadelphia? And why why why is NYC turning into the anonymous suburb I fled?

Update: Bloggy has a good image from this whole thing.

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Calendar 01.23.08.

Daniel Blaufuks
Velhos, by Daniel Blaufuks.

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