Skewville Fresh.
To celebrate the upcoming debut of Skewville’s Brooklyn Gallery, Factory Fresh, proprietor Ad Deville has kindly donated an item for the first ever C-Monster giveaway.
Drop us a line in the comments section below telling us why you need a little freshness in your life (an incomplete sentence will do), and this Skewville crate could be yours. The piece comes complete with a layer of New York City grime, as it was recently rescued from the exterior of a condemned building where it had been installed.
Nicknames are fine (we’ll keep your identity private, if you want), just use a working e-mail address (so we can contact you) and be sure to tell us what city you’re based in. The winner will be announced the week of June 9th.
Offer not valid if you’re a cop.
Posted by C-Monster.
my wife just made me move to hoboken from nyc. showing this at my apt would be the ultimate act of rebellion against suburban life! i need it! i want it!
I was going to say something clever but I think eugenio gp deserves it…I mean…NJ!?!?!?!
I will honor it always (or until it skyrockets like a Banksy).
i need freshness in my life and in my brain, as it has been dulled by all the medication i’ve had to take. i wish i could just shake it off like a wet doggie and inhale some fresh air to feel clear-headed again. but alas my head is somewhat up my ass. i think the crate would be a good start to freshen up my studio and inspire my brain synapses.
She’s fresh
fresh - exciting
she’s so exciting to me!
She’s fresh
fresh - exciting
she’s so inviting to me
yeah!
Eugenio unfortunately has nothing on me. I’m in Orange County Calif. the capitol of stucco suburbia. A little NYC grime might be like some sort of andromeda strain out here. Oh the possibilities! Please send ASAP!
At first, I was against this whole thing. You have taken art, I’m sorry I meant ART, (in this case a display) out of it’s context, thus destroying the integrity of the piece. Then upon further consideration I realized these crates are fucking hawt for your cd collections !!!!
If you want, I can even haul it down to SFMOMA, have their c********rs,
“Sharpie Pen” off on it as well. Let’s hype this MuthaF****..
I know I’m a whore.
rib109
I ain’t payin’ postage.
Why do I need freshness?
I’m a government worker! Do I need say anything more?!
I need freshness… because I’m a wee bit smelly.
My girlfriend has gotten stale like a cracker. Freshness is somethin i need to make sure her and (how’s that for an incomplete sentence?)
Crap, forgot to mention i’m 15 mins outside NYC
i need freshness because the weather is so shit in England…
(now let me see you tight ass art people pay for postage to England when I win this motha..)
Chicken Licking is licking chicken! Fresh inded!
Today I defined the following for people at work:
Hendra Virus
Ocular Herpes
and
Merkins
That’s pretty fresh.
I need it so that my plans of assuming your fabulous life and identity will advance on schedule. That and I’m lame. And need cooling up. And griming up. My life is far too vanille for my tastes. Which happen to be the result of a Cleveland upbringing with 12 years of Catholic school to reinforce my lame-itude. Take pity.
FRESH as a box of krispy kremes,
ain’t nobody dope as me I am so FRESH and so clean clean,
the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
I need a FRESH crate to carry around my FRESH tunes. Badly.
I’m a man moving to the island of Nantucket
for a curator’s job in a world that says fuck it.
I’ll try and bring some change
to an island with money on the brain
but i need some freshness
to hack it.
I’m a man moving to Nantuçket…
AHHHHHH fuck it.
What’s the use.
forgot to mention I’m from Dallas
give it to me and ill pick it up. you aint got to send it no place.
because the art that I like I can no longer afford
I need some freshness, because sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling.
“Mom? Do you ever feel…you know… not so fresh?”
“Sure. That’s why I use Skewville crates. Because only Skewville crates have natural ingredients for natural freshness.”
because I want a Fresh bin to put my stinky Brooklyn grime sneakers in
I need the freshness crate to compliment by new Mentos-only statuette of the Fresh Prince! It’ll be that much fresher!
Did I mention I’m in South Bend?
For the record, @R!N’s post wasn’t visible when I made mine.
Great minds…
do guys not fucking get it? it’s the front side of a crate. you can’t put shit into it…but you can put it up on your wall, and keep things ultra fresh.
senor chicago here, would love this freshness. collabed on a couple pairs of shoes back in the day. been following the steady stream of freshness since.