Monthly Archive for September, 2008

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The Digest. 09.19.08.

Know Hope in Brooklyn
Know Hope, in Brooklyn. (Photo by this is limbo.)

Calendar. 09.18.08.

Trent Whitehead
Trent Whitehead at Cornucopia in Melbourne. (Image courtesy of Juxtapoz and Alana Armstrong.)

The Digest. 09.18.08.

Christian Curiel at Kevin Bruk
Christian Curiel at Kevin Bruk Gallery in Miami. His show, Collapsing Inwards, is up through Nov. 11th. (Photo by C-M.)

Happy Birf-day to My Sistah.

Happy Family
C and E Monsters, chillin’ in Rafsanjan, at some point in the ’70s.

E-Monster (little sister of C-Monster), is having a birthday today. The staff here at C-Monster.net would like to wish her a happy day. May the margaritas be copious and the hangover short.

xox, C.

The Digest. 09.17.08.

Scheme in Moscow
Scheme in Moscow. (Image courtesy of Streetfiles.org.)

Art Merch: David’s Pee Pee Edition.

David's Pee Pee
But what does the backside look like? (Photo by San Suzie.)

Just off the Piazza Venezia, where the biggest, blingiest monument in all of Italy — the memorial to Vittorio Emanuele II, the first king of unified Italy — looms over a traffic circle that puts any L.A. freeway to shame, I was halted in my tracks by this admirable piece of local art merch: men’s boxer shorts featuring the salsiccia belonging to none other than Michelangelo’s David. There is a raging debate among local art historians as to whether this fine dong truly belongs to David or is simply a knockoff from some other statue. (I’ll be investigating as soon as I get to Florence.) In the meantime, we report, you decide.

Calendar. 09.16.08.

Barry McGee
Barry McGee at Deitch Gallery during New York City’s Armory Show last March. (Photo by C-M.)

The Digest. 09.16.08.

Ramon Casas
Ramon Casas y Pere Romeu en Tandem, 1897, by Ramon Casas at the Museu Nacional d’Art de Catalunya in Barcelona. (Photo by C-M.)

The Digest. 09.15.08.

Loriel Beltran at Fred Snitzer
Detail of a paint sculpture by Loriel Beltran at Fred Snitzer in Miami. His show, Process/Processed, is up through 10/4. See footage of a shirtless Beltran at work here. Hubba hubba… (Photo by C-M.)

I’m back! And ready to grumble. Thanks for your patience during my absence. xox, C.

Nature break. Everglades Edition.

Locusts mating
What I’ve seen today: a red-shouldered hawk eating a snake, a turtle sunbathing, two locusts mating, ‘gators snoozing, turkey buzzards riding the wind currents, a rat snake hunting, and I got bit on the lip by an absolutely ferocious mosquito. Can’t wait to do it all again tomorrow. (Photo by C-M.)