Monthly Archive for December, 2008

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The Digest. 12.12.08.


Carlton Arms, by Elbow Toe. Opening tonight, at Thinkspace, in L.A. (Image courtesy of Elbow Toe.)

Calendar. 12.11.08.


Buried Treasure, 2000, by Tom Kotik. (Image courtesy of Lesley Heller Gallery.)

The Digest. 12.11.08.


Number 44, from the Silent series, by Muge, a photographer based in Chen Du. (Image courtesy of Muge.)

Garish: Narchitecture and its offspring.


Good gaudy: Narchitecture reinterpreted. Love the gold. (Photos courtesy of John Jackson.) 

Just in case anyone is wondering what makes the staff here at C-Monster.net feel good in funny places: it’s knowing that every once in a while we inspire a reader to use their powers for evil instead of good. Such is the case of John Jackson, an MFA student in Exhibition, Design and Museum Planning at the University of the Arts in Philly. For a recent assignment, Jackson had to choose a word and use it as inspiration for a model. Being a wise man, Jackson chose “narchitecture,” a term coined by my super wicked collaborator, San Suzie, and employed in a post that went up as part of our incisive coverage of Miami during last year’s Art Basel. Narchitecture, as long-time readers will know, is architecture that looks as if it was commissioned by drug traffickers.

Jackson reports that the goal of his assignment “was to make a representation of the word in visual form. It was meant to be a purely affective experience — no text panels or anything else didactic.” So, for his project, titled Garish, he created a set that employed “marble” columns made out of wooden dowels and foam core, custom-made fleur-de-lys wallpaper, and “carpet” fashioned from a thrift-store jacket. Symbols of garishness were also liberally applied, including portraits of Li’l Kim, Tammy Faye Bakker and Nancy Reagan in a power suit. In keeping with the tenets of narchitecture, it is spectacularly tasteless. Though if Jackson had had several more lifetimes to produce the thing, I woulda suggested several hundred Italianate balustrades. You can never go wrong with those. Either way, this imaginative project gets a gold star from us!

In sort-of related news: I am pleased to report that someone (not us) posted “narchitecture” as a word on Urban Dictionary. Please feel free to click through and give the entry a “thumbs up.” We won’t rest until Merriam-Webster comes calling.

More images from Jackson’s project after the jump.

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The Digest. 12.10.08.


Untitled (Bondi Baths, Sydney, Australia) by Carlo Van de Roer. (Image courtesy of Jen Bekman.)

Calendar. 12.09.08.


Tilt, by Amy Casey, at Zg Gallery, in Chicago. (Image courtesy of Zg.)

The Digest. 12.09.08.


Clockwork Atomics x302 by Scott Wilson. See the series. (Image courtesy of Scott Wilson.)

Wasted at Nautical Waste in Rome.


Ready to get the party started: Artist Marie Lorenz Holds Fast at the American Academy in Rome. (Photos by San Suzie.)

Just after Thanksgiving, we were fortunate to attend the first international celebration of Nautical Waste, the smelliest art concept party — or any party, for that matter — we’ve ever been to. There was a sculpture made of rotting mussels and other sea detritus. (Pungent!) And the whole party ended with a re-enactment of the Roman sea victory at the Battle of Mylae…in a fountain.

Now in its sixth year, Nautical Waste is an annual seafaring celebration that takes place on the Saturday night after Thanksgiving. Started in Brooklyn by artists Marie Lorenz, the creator of the New York Tide and Current Taxi, Matt Lorenz and Melissa Brown, the event is part performance, part exhibit, and a great excuse to trawl your local coastline for stinky crap — then spend an evening building stuff with it while drinking grog, quoting Melville and wearing a pirate’s hat. This year the flotsam and jetsam washed up in three separate venues: Brooklyn, Banff, and the American Academy in Rome, where Lorenz is a fellow in the visual arts.

Stay tuned for more waterlogged adventures, because next spring, we will accompany Lorenz down the Tiber in a homemade boat, hopefully after getting nautically wasted.

Click on images to supersize. More after the jump.

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The Digest. 12.08.08.


Ben Godward at the Laundromat Gallery in Brooklyn. (Photo by Yvonne Connasse.)

The Digest. 12.05.08.


The Fun Finder: Spotted in front of LACMA, Nov. 19, 2008. (Photo by C-M.)