The Digest. 03.04.09.

Aakash Nihalani in NYC. (Photo by Jake Dobkin.)

• Headline I didn’t invent: “Giant human colon makes Times Square PR Debut.” (@abelincolnjr.)
• Me, me, me…on the subject of KISS front-man Paul Stanley’s career as an artiste. See my pictures from the event here.
• Create your own supermarket art. 
• Clothing made of porcelain.
• You too can sign up to stand on a plinth in London as part of a work by Antony Gormley. (The Guardian.)
• Geohistoriography, by Tim Schwartz. A video that shows a representation of America’s view of the world, according to news media coverage. (reBlog.)
• Today’s If-a-Tree-Falls-in-a-Forest Story: Land artist Michael Heizer will not be bulldozing his secretive Nevada earthwork, City.
• A profile of the Gugg’s new director, Richard Armstrong — who is way more low key than his predecessor, the Krens-master. (Art Observed.)
• Nara arrested for graffiti before his opening at Marianne Boesky. (World’s Best Ever.)
• The Noam Chomsky coloring book. (Flavorwire.)
• Old school radiologist.
• Your very own keyboard drum kit. (Thank you, Ryan Frank.)
• The Day in Art Merch: Damien Hirst skateboard decks and Steven Meisel puzzles. (Art Observed.)
• Today’s Graff: Oz and Komsa in France.
• Frank Gehry on his 80th birthday and the new economic climate: “Today, if there’s frugality, I’m ready. I’ll do corrugated again.” Plus: A story on Gehry and the recession, as well as an article on the architect’s predilection for fish.
• Richard Rogers lays off a quarter of his staff.
• General Mills reintroduces vintage cereal boxes.
• Your moment of dinosaur.