Oh, baby.
I recently spent a week in Italy with San Suzie, pillaging the local gelaterias and skulking around the American Academy in Rome. (More on that later.) But if there was one thing I was absolutely determined to do while I was there, it was pick up a pair of the above shorts, which feature the full monty belonging to none other than Michelangelo’s David. (San Suzie did a story on ‘em back in September.)
Now, lucky readers, these sausagerrific 100% polyester shorts could be hugging your privates. Leave a comment below, and before you know it, you’ll be impressing the world with your perfectly chiseled dong and rock-hard derriere.
Winner takes the shorts, but not the man inside. He’s mine — all mine.
would love ‘em, but the man inside already seems pretty attached. Would hate to see his ego crushed once the shorts are gone.
I think this would be a classy addition to my wardrobe! Besides I am unemployed and my country is in the middle of a influenza attack. I need a gift to be happy again
ha ha ha
Perhaps you should donate these to the Naked Wizard recently tasered at Coachella.
Thoroughly disappointed. Thought your tweet was about a Michelob giveaway. Yeah, how bout that naked wizard? I keep watching that video over and over. Do other men exist on earth with penises that small? Why isn’t he embarassed? So many questions…
I would love to win these shorts! That would be such a great halloween costume next year!
Those are my new summer tennis tournament shorts… Wimbledon, here I come!
I want those shorts. best thing I saw all day.
I would pair these with one of those naked woman t-shirts (worn backwards), and take twisting gender roles to a whole new level.
Do you think these would get me kicked out of the water park?
I hope so!!! Fan-friggin-tastic!
Awesome shorts. I’ll throw my hat in the ring.
Giveaway is now closed. Stay tuned to hear who the winner is.