Monthly Archive for August, 2009

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New feature: Ask the Art Nurse.


Second Chance Nurse, by Richard Prince.

As part of the expanding line of services here at C-Monster.net, we are debuting a regular new feature called Ask the Art Nurse, which will be headlined by the extraordinary San Suzie (who has written on conservation issues on this blog in the past). A sculpture and architectural conservator with 20+ years of experience, San Suzie has restored everything from Civil War firearms to sculptures by Claes Oldenburg to John Lautner’s Chemosphere house to a steel mill’s worth of abstract public art works. As part of her daily grind, she regularly treats pieces that are battered, bug-eaten, cracked or poorly made to begin with.

To help all you genre-busting artiste-types avoid the latter category, she has kindly agreed to let C-Mon‘s readers pick her highly knowledgeable brain. So, if you are in the process of creating a piece, and you don’t know your polymers from your Pearoefoam or want to try welding beer cans or casting in lard, now would be the time to submit your technical questions – before some budget-strapped museum has to contend with your disintegrating piece of brilliance. If sculpture or installation isn’t your specialty, no worries. San Suzie will consult with her extensive cabal of conservator-colleauges, who can let you know what that coat of varnish will do to your oils.

E-mail all queries to suzie [at] c-monster [dot] net. (Do not leave them in the comments below.) San Suzie will choose the best questions and answer them, at periodic intervals, on the blog. If you so desire, your identity will be kept in the strictest confidence.

xox,
C.

Busy. Busy.


An infinite number of monkeys… (Image courtesy of Olivander.)

Hey Folks:

It’s late summer and I’ve got some major assignments due so the blog is gonna slow down for the next coupla weeks. The Digest will be in hibernation, but I will post the calendar and other things as they strike my fancy. In addition, my far-flung correspondents will be contributing stories here and there.

You can also find my occasional thought burps on Twitter.

Gracias,
C.

Skewville meets Obey Giant.


Hilarious. (Photo by Celso.)

What I’m reading.

Antología Personal, a collection of short stories and essays by Peruvian writer Julio Ramón Ribeyro.

P. 79:

Paradis hablaba de esa época mercantilista en la cual para triunfar en el arte era necesario comportarse como un boxeador o como un payaso.

More on Ribeyro here and here.

The Digest. 08.14.09.


At the Harvard Graduate School of Design. (Photo by Hargo.)

Calendar. 08.13.09


A life-size image of a NY storefront by Jim and Karla Murray was defaced by various New York City artists for the show MOM & POPism, paying tribute to the couple’s book Store Front: The Disappearing Face of New York. (Image courtesy of Jim and Karla.)

The Digest. 08.12.09.


Cotton Candy Ice Creams. (Photo by the always amazing Agent Lover.)

Calendar. 08.11.09.


2 Evacuation Dresses (2006), by Yael Mer. (Image courtesy of the Katonah Museum of Art.)

Juicy: Conceptual burgers at Laundromat in Brooklyn.


Two Spanish Masterpieces, coming right up. (Photos by C-M.)

If Velázquez were a burger, what would he be? According to Brooklyn artist Joe Protheroe, he’d be a mound of minced beef and lamb, seasoned with cumin, olive oil, garlic and cilantro, and he’d be topped with chopped tomatoes, shaved shallots and a “fierce” Valdeón blue cheese. Protheroe’s burger, The Spanish Masterpiece (which also paid tribute to Goya, Dalí and Picasso), was one of various conceptual art burgers served up this past weekend at the Laundromat Gallery in Brooklyn, where local artists showed off their mad grillin’ skillz at The Burger Group Show.

There were burgers inspired by  Robert Smithson, Robert Motherwell, Rachel Harrison and Jeff Koons (The Cheesy Koons). There was even a Bernini Burger:

a beef patty, fleshy and rounded, surmounted by flowing draperies of prosciutto, a cloud of goat cheese, and a splash of the finest extra virgin olive oil. St. Teresa herself never felt such an ecstasy as this burger will provide.

Unfortunately, it was not for sale. I did however, sink my teeth into both the Spanish Masterpiece and the Robert Smithson — both of which were delicious, though I have to give top honors to the Masterpiece for its finely rendered condiments. There were a couple of art burgers I was bummed not to see, however: the Claes Olden-burger (seriously) and the Andy Warhol Burger. The latter would have been less artisanal and more multi-media. You show up with a sack of fast food burgers and you film people eating them. Even so, the Burger Group Show was an all around tasty good time — to the point that I hope this becomes an annual event.

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The Digest. 08.10.09.


Graffiti feet in Rome. (Photo by Celso.)

Congrats to the I-Man for winning the C-Mon Giveaway Extravaganza, Dudamel edition.