Monthly Archive for November, 2009

The Viceroy: The Official Hotel of C-Monster.net at the Basel Frazzle 2009.


A bile-colored chandelier just brings the whole Phillipe Starck-designed spa together. (All photos by San Suzie.)

If the city of Miami gave a prize for the hotel that most embodies the anything-goes glamor of the December art fairs minus the pretentiousness of artistic content, the winner would surely be the new Viceroy on Brickell Avenue.  The brainchild of Miami-based developer Jorge M. Perez of the Related Group, the Viceroy offers Fall-of-Rome narchitectural splendor realized by the design triumvirate of Miami-based Arquitectonica (exteriors), interiors maven Phillipe Starck (spa) and design wunderplaymate Kelly Wearstler (hotel).

Located on the lower 15 floors of the center of three soaring and mostly unsold condo towers, the hotel’s art-inspired grandiloquence begs the question of whether buying pricey originals makes any sense in trying economic times when design-based knock-offs can appear just as ostentatious. Fortunately, guests will have ample time for such contemplation while getting “non-surgical facelifts” at the marble-clad, chandelier-encrusted, 28,000 square-foot spa — a studiously tranquil environment permeated by the pungent scent of excess.

Click on images to supersize. Waaaay more after the jump. Continue reading ‘The Viceroy: The Official Hotel of C-Monster.net at the Basel Frazzle 2009.’

ART BURN 2009: An update.


Matches. (Photo by Bob.Fornal.)

Preparations are underway for ART BURN 2009: The Most Combustible Art Show in the World, scheduled to take place in Miami on December 3, 2009 — right in the middle of the Basel Frazzle. We would like to welcome aboard the event’s new sponsors: Brooklyn Street Art, Rosa Lowinger & Associates Art Conservation and Two Coats of Paint.

Also, a hearty muchas gracias to the various media outlets that have covered ART BURN 2009: Miami New Times, Paper Magazine, ArtNet, and The Art Newspaper.

We will announce the exact location the night before the show. Suffice it to say that it’s a prominent, easily-accessible spot in Miami’s artsy Wynwood district. Find all the salient details below.

CURATOR AND MASTER GRILLER
El Celso

PARTICIPATING ARTISTS
El Celso, Aurora Robson, infinity, Nick Fortunato, Skewville, Jayne Surrena, Darkcloud, Fabian Pena, Elbow-Toe, Rex Dingler, LA II, Royce Bannon, Leonardo Furtado (Brazil), Rednose, Gore-B, Buildmore, Abe Lincoln Jr., Cake, Paul Kostabi, Ellis-G, Avoid Pi, Stefano Pasquini (Italy), Keely, Destroy & Rebuild, Matt Siren, Veng, F. Trainer, Joanne Mattera, Deeker, Dean Radinovsky, Pufferella, Die Dose (Germany), Billi Kid, Robots Will Kill, Adam Vincentz, Garrison Buxton (Peripheral Media Projects), Michael DeFeo, James A. Willis, Dalva, Jeannette Vidalia, Kristina Maria Lopez, Hargo, Ray Bradbury & very special guests TBA.

VENUE
The location will be announced on the evening of Dec. 2nd on ElCelso.com and C-Monster.net. We will also announce it via Twitter at @elcelso and @cmonstah.

DURATION AND OPENING HOURS
Thursday, December 3, 2009
One day only, from 1pm to sunset.

MEDIA RECEPTION
Thursday, December 3, 2009
5pm to sunset

SPONSORS
C-MONSTER.NET
The official media sponsor of the ART BURN VIP Lounge

HYPERALLERGIC
The official blogazine, critic and beer sponsor of ART BURN

BROOKLYN STREET ART
The official street art and corporate snack sponsor of ART BURN

ROSA LOWINGER & ASSOCIATES ART CONSERVATION
The official red carpet carpet sponsor of ART BURN

TWO COATS OF PAINT
The official marshmallow sponsor of ART BURN

KINGSFORD Charcoal
The unofficial grilling partner of ART BURN

ART BURN Miami is the toastiest hot spot for the international art world. We look forward to burning for you at ART BURN Miami 2009. For more information on how to become a sponsor and for all press inquires, please contact El Celso at celso [at] elcelso [dot] com.

The Digest. 11.30.09.


Calzado de Luyano, by Jan Koster; part of a series on Havana. (Image courtesy of Jan Koster.)

Miami: Where Art Sweats.


Miami: Where Art Sweats. See it large.

Let the Basel Frazzle begin…

This poster is a collaboration between the supertalented wearygunfighter & C-Monster.net. Interested in owning a copy? Visit the OMNI Board of Tourism booth inside the marketplace at Scope Miami. Proceeds go to support The Omni Bot, a non-profit organization supporting business development in underprivileged neighborhoods. Cost: a mere $5. (Plus: Omni’s having a pop-up party on Wednesday afternoon from 4 to 8 p.m. (with beer!) Get the deets here.)

Giveaway Extravaganza: Leave a comment below and you could win your very own Miami: Where Art Sweats poster — the official poster of the C-Mon Basel Frazzle.

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We will soon return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Photo: Lucha Libre by Brian Auer.

¡Todos somos contemporáneos!


We are all contemporary: Mafalda gets her spray on in San Jose. By Misha, of the Niños Perdidos Crew. (Photo by C-M.)

Dogs as Art: Costa Rica.

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Coming up in Miami: ART BURN 2009.


Matches. (Photo by Bob.Fornal.)

Can you smell what the Monster is cooking? Well, I can. And it smells like art. Preparations are underway for the first annual ART BURN 2009™, and it promises to be a fiery event. El Celso, the event’s curator/organizer and master griller has been pulling in art from all parts for what promises to be a smoking good time. C-Monster.net will be on-site as the official media sponsor of the ART BURN VIP lounge, while Hyperallergic is on board as the official critic and beer sponsor. The whole mess will go down at sunset on Dec. 3rd in Miami’s Wynwood Arts District.

It’s not too late to submit a piece if you’ve got something to immolate. Just shoot me an e-mail at c [@] c-monster [dot] net.

After the jump, find the MEDIA ALERT, with all the salient details.

Continue reading ‘Coming up in Miami: ART BURN 2009.’

Calendar. 11.17.09.


Spitshine Tommy, by Celso. Part of the exhibit Go Get Your Shine Box at Brooklynite Gallery.

Jeff Koons ‘Puppy’…


…ain’t got nothing on this giant straw deer I found on the side of the Pan-American highway somewhere in the vicinity of Naranjo. (Photo by C-M.)