Monthly Archive for July, 2010

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The Digest. 07.19.10.


Looks good, doesn’t it? Nethermead, by Joseph Holmes. (Image courtesy of Holmes.)

Join me and WNYC for a Brighton Beach soundwalk with Elastic City.

Get the deets here. (Image courtesy of Todd Shalom, Elastic City.)

Today, I’m all Gallerina.

Y’all can find my NYC area picks over at WNYC today. Thanks to my esteemed colleague Yvonne Connasse for the link to the video. So y’all know, this is how I do the Met.

The Incredibly Brief #workoFart recap: “Untrained” artist Erik is out, in an episode that was the art industry’s answer to Fight Club. (Mainly, skinny people — principally Erik — calling each other stuff like “douche” and “art pussy”. So raw and aggressive!) Jaclyn, who until this point has principally been known for her tittays, is now taking on a maternal arc in the narrative. She was interviewed authoritatively about all kinds of stuff. In the meantime, El Saltzino — who spent the episode asking why? why? why? — says that people in the art world have been pulling him over and asking him to “please stop.”

Best in show: In case y’all are looking for some brilliance, Keith Plocek at Glasstire turned the Is This Art? iPhone app onto the show itself. And it tells us everything we need to know.

Until next week…

Photo Diary: Calder to Warhol: Introducing the Fisher Collection, at SFMOMA.


‘Cuz all those Gap khakis bought a buttload of art: My very long photo essay of the Fisher Collection show at SFMOMA. Above, Spider, 1995, by Louise Bourgeois.


Untitled (Rome), 1971, by Cy Twombly.


Not part of the Fisher collection, but pretty fracking spectacular nonetheless: The Mondrian cake at the museum’s rooftop cafe. I ate the Thiebaud cake. Photos of art — and cake — after the jump.

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The Digest. 07.14.10.


Darryl Pandy, photographed by Jorge Cruz in Chicago. Part of the series Revolving. (Image courtesy of Cruz.)

Congrats to yhbhs for winning the C-Mon Giveaway Extravaganza: London Street Art Anthology edition.

Ask the Art Nurse: Following up on that work on crumbling drywall.

Back in May, C-Mon reader Luna Park submitted a query to the Art Nurse regarding a work on drywall that she had acquired when the walls of one of her favorite street art galleries were demolished. (Read the original query here.) At the time, Art Nurse was unable to offer knowledgeable advice without seeing the type of damage to the work in question, so Luna submitted an image for review (see below). Now that Art Nurse has had a little time to study the problem, here is her advice:

DEAR LUNA:

I have been pondering your wall fragment for weeks now, scratching my head, talking to colleagues, trying to figure out if there’s anything we can tell you that you can do to preserve this piece yourself. What you’ve got is a problem of disaggregation, or in lay-terms: crumbling. The edges are coming apart and something needs to be put on then to keep this from continuing. The problem with the home remedy in this case is that it requires a lot of testing to make sure what you use doesn’t A) make the piece too shiny, or B) stain it and make it look like it’s tied in a yellowing ribbon. Unfortunately, most of the materials we’d use for this aren’t the sorts of things you can pick up at your local hardware store.

This is really tricky conservation work. If you can’t afford professional services at this time, I suggest you get a nice shallow plastic bin (polyethylene, preferably), or an archival cardboard box, and put your beautiful fragment to bed for a while. Who knows? The artist might get on the cover of ARTnews one day and you might have no choice but to hire one of my ilk to fix it for you.

Rx,
San Suzie

Have a question for the Art Nurse? E-mail her at suzie [at] c-monster [dot] net.

Calendar. 07.13.10.


Cloud, 2009, by Gregory Witt. Part of the group show I Know What You Did Last Summer at St. Cecilia’s in Brooklyn. On view through tomorrow. (Image nabbed from Art Fag City.)

Photo Diary: By the Time I Get to Arizona, at Mid-City Arts in L.A.

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The Digest. 07.12.10.


Pennsylvania Excavation, 1907, by George Wesley Bellows, recently acquired by the Smith College Museum of Art. Sorta related, in a dystopic-industrial way: WNYC has added audio to the slideshow and essay I did on my father’s mining images. Please give it a read/listen if you can. (Image courtesy of the Smith College Museum of Art.)

Doing the Gallerina thing today.

You can find my NYC picks here. I’ll be the one in the yellow pants.

Plus, the incredibly brief #workoFart recap: Jesus lady Jamie is out. Jaclyn won the challenge (without showing her titties). The producers are obsessed with Miles’ OCD, something I like to refer to as Hollywood’s Forrest Gump complex (America loves a white guy with a condition). China Chow stills sucks. And Jerry Saltz says he feels either inspired or bamboozled by the show. He’s not sure which. Until next week…