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The staff here at C-Monster.net is covetous of many things. Fine books. Cheap beer. And a good carne asada burrito. But nothing gets us salivating like a little X-Files. Today, the second trailer for the upcoming X-Files movie hit the web. Thankfully, we were prepared. Yvonne Connasse, expert in film (and casting calls) reports on the whole mess, right from her perch at the bar at the Paris Ritz:

For those of you still out there, looking for the truth – good news! Some variant of the truth will arrive in your local movie theatre this July 25th. Till then, all conspiracy theorists are directed to go here for the latest panel discussion from the celebrated creators, or here for the stunningly amateur video replete with fanboy squeals and heavy breathing every time David Duchovny opens his mouth, or here for a particularly grainy and skewed sneak peek of a potential trailer. We pray it’s just the camera-phone and not the look of the feature film, unless they’re trying to win an Independent Spirit Award. Sorry, boys and girls – the trailer offers no glimpses of Black Oil, bald daddy types, recovered cancer victims, blond mules, September 11 conspiracy theorists or humpy double agents. Not to fear, we too “want to believe.”

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